Monday, June 2, 2008

Drama, drama, drama

I nearly died this weekend.

Not kidding.

Saturday night I was driving home from Chandler, singing along to my Wicked soundtrack, and thinking about what I was going to do when I got home. I wasn’t tired enough to go right to sleep yet, so I decided that I was going to go home, get ready for bed, get all comfortable and put on the movie that I’ve been wanting to watch for a couple of days, then watch that until I got tired enough to fall asleep.
It was a great plan and I was excited.
Now, you have to understand something about my bed. I am the proud owner of a queen size princess bed. I inherited it from my Aunt and Uncle when I was like 15 and we have been nearly inseparable ever since. I seriously love my bed! When standing, the bed comes almost to my waist and is covered with a down mattress topper, six pillows, and a huge down comforter(hence the “princess bed” title). It’s basically amazing. My very favorite thing is to get all the fans blowing on me and curl up in my huge bed and watch a good movie. It’s fantastic!
Anyway, so I went home, got all ready and popped the DVD into the player. I began trying to locate the DVD flipper among the blankets on the bed and during my search picked up one of the pillows that was lying on the bed near the wall. I lifted the pillow, spotted the flipper, and sitting right next to it looking perfectly content and sinister was a huge cockroach! I’m not talking about one of those wimpy little half inch ones, I mean, this thing was A BEAST!!! And not only was it huge and revolting, it was in my bed!
I saw that revolting little spawn of Satan sitting there so casually and an involuntary scream escaped my lips as I dropped the pillow and jumped back a few feet.
I was panicking. What was I going to do? There is nothing I despise more than roaches – especially a monster like this one. Halfway to my bedroom door in search of help, I heard my sister Cassie's voice from the other side: “Leash? Are you ok?” I flung the door open, and in near hysterics told her that there was a roach in my bed. Knowing my love for my bed and my extreme loathing of roaches, she sprang into action. “I need the spray and a cup or something!” I ran to grab the necessary roach destruction items, and upon delivery went to find my Dad in case she needed further assistance.
I explained the emergency to him, and he went to help while I sat impatiently on his bed lamenting the story to my Mom. After what seemed like forever, he returned and informed me that the crisis had been averted.
Halfway up the stairs, I was greeted by the revolting smell of roach spray and entered my room to find my sister putting things back under my bed and attempting to arrange the bedding in a way that it would not appear that she had just chased a roach all across it.
She then informed me that she and my cousin had been sitting in their room watching a movie and as soon as she heard my scream through the wall, she paused the movie, informed my cousin that there was a roach crisis, and came directly to rescue me.
She then relentlessly chased that little devil around until she ended up on her stomach under my bed, where she attempted to drown it in bug spray, before chasing it towards my dad, who squished it. This had been no easy task, but knowing that I would never sleep in that bed or room until the little sucker was dead, she persisted.
I love my sister! Not many girls would be willing to go through what she did for me. What would I have done without her? She quite literally saved me from a fate worse than death.
Not only did she correctly interpret my scream, but she gave the problem everything she had. Can you imagine if I had crawled into bed to go to sleep before finding it? The mere thought makes me shudder! Who knows what could have happened? Dang I love that girl!
Who could ask for a better sister?

9 comments:

lindsay said...

sorry alicia...i love you and all, but i think i'd just pee my pants if i found a roach in your bed...seriously. Then i'd run away and cry in a non-cockroach-infested corner.

worst. night. ever.

(after you left me of course.)

Hillary said...

Oh my gosh! I am so sorrry! That is definately the worst night ever! You pour girl! I am still in shock that this happened. GROSS! I am glad you survived! Cassie is amazing! I definately couldn't, no wouldn't do that. Sorry.
What a great sister!

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Holly Janeen said...

ew EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
oh my gosh Alicia!!!!!!!!!!

first of all... that is disgusting.
second of all... i am proud of you for surviving.
third of all... i will be checking my bed twice- no THREE times now before i go to bed... and i will probably have nightmares for a week!

gosh...

i think you may appreciate the fact , then, that one night i fell asleep on amys bed (we were talking until we both fell asleep awkwardly on her bed) and then i woke up to this tickling on my LIPS. but it wasnt just tickling, alicia, this was NIBBLING. something was nibbling at the dead skin on my lips.
and when i brushed it- i felt it...
and opened my eyes...
A ROACH!!!!!
ON MY FREAKIN LIPS!!!!!!!!!
NIBBLING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now THAT is death.

i am glad you share my phobia.
i say we go on a crusade to kill all the roaches in the world.
WHO NEEDS EM?

Anonymous said...

HOLY COW SISTER DURFEE! You were a little more calm then i would've been... I would've run down the hall screaming like a banshee! Even if it was late at night and everyone was sleeping... I would have slept in my parents bed after completely searching theirs for any roaches! EWE EWE EWE! Man Cassie is a brave women!

Hannah

Kaylani said...

I need a Cassie! One night, not too long ago, I woke up in the middle of the night and was face to face with a beastly roach. Just sittin' there chillin' on my pillow! Seriously! Get your own pillow and leave mine alone! I couldn't sleep the rest of the night because every tickle of hair I swore was another roach! We're in the same boat...

Anonymous said...

i think i just threw up in my mouth. i hate those blasted creatures.

ps. i love what you've done with the blog. :)

Holly Janeen said...

hi... its me again, your friendly blog stalker...

just wanted to say that the other day, as we played games and you brought up all the horrific childhood memories of me... that i felt pretty bad for traumatizing you, leaving you out, neglecting you... all that crappy stuff.
so... for whatever its worth, 20 years later... im seriously sorry!

it was fun playin games and i was seriously impressed with your scrabble words... hope i see you at the ball game on Friday!! :)

Hillary said...

Love the new background!! I can't wait until Thursday!