Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Let's talk movies, shall we?

**Warning: this post was written incredibly early in the morning after being awake for nearly 24 hours. It may contain severe rambling and broken thoughts. You have been warned. **
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It is 4:30 in the morning. Why, you may ask, am I blogging? Well, why not? I'm certainly not sleeping. . .I have insomnia. Have I mentioned this? No? Well, I do. And it's lame.

I have been lying in bed for literally hours attempting to achieve peaceful slumber but instead, achieving nothing. Which is why I decided I may as well get up and find something to pass the time for awhile. So let's talk about movies. I L-O-V-E movies. I love going to movies, I love watching movies, I love basically everything about movies. I also love basically any kind of movie. Action, adventure, drama, romance, musical, comedy. The only kind of movie I really don't like are scary ones. Seriously. I am a total baby when it comes to scary movies. I can literally count on one hand the number of scary movies I have actually sat all the way through. I just can't handle them. Okay, now that I think about that a little more, that's not entirely true because I think Alfred Hitchcock is brilliant and I love his films, but other than that, I hate scary movies.

In spite of this absolute loathing of anything resembling a scary movie and the fact that I gett be way more terrified than I ought to be, tonight I watched a scary movie. All alone. In the dark.
Why? There are two basic reasons:

Reason number one: It was one in the morning, I was very awake and bored, and I discovered that the entire movie was on you tube (love that, by the way).

Reason number two: It had this kid in it:
Um, so confession: I love Shia Lebeouf. He makes me laugh, he's totally cute, he's great in everything I've ever seen him in, and I think that Even Stevens was one of the greatest shows on Disney, judge me if you will.

Point being, I watched Disturbia tonight.
Did you guys see that movie? It was basically creepy beyond all reason. No, really. It scared me. I had to watch something happy after I finished it because I was still creeped out. Which, by the way, is one of my pet peeves about scary movies. You spend two hours being totally scared and watching these characters you have come to like be chased by some crazy, deranged, psychotic murderer, and them bam - crisis averted, murderer/stalker/total creeper is dead. After forever of being totally tense, they give you like a maximum of two minutes of seeing the main characters happy and expect you to believe that the world really is good and safe and that they live happily ever after, and I can just turn out the light and go to sleep now. I think not.

That being said, as far as creepy movies go, I actually kind of liked this one. Sure, it had all the usual cliches, middle of the night chase, lightning storm, power outage, creepy music, dead bodies, etc. But it was still scary, but not so much so that it's going to keep me up at nights (though like it would really matter, I'll probably be up anyway). I think I would actually watch it again though. Someday. Preferably with the lights on. Also preferably watching it on my couch, holding the hand of some cute guy, rather than watching it on my laptop alone in my dark room trying not to wake my sleeping roommate.

Overall thoughts: pretty good, and if you like creepy movies, I definitely recommend it.

Hmmm, what other movies have I seen lately that I can ramble on about?

Julie and Julia



Last week my friend Kaila took me to see this, and I loved it. I thought it was adorable, though I have to admit that there were a couple of things that bothered me. For one, everyone constantly eating in the movie was kind of disgusting. Especially Amy Adams characters husband. It was pretty nasty, seriously. I have no problem watching people eat, it was just the ravenous way in which the characters were constantly consuming food in this film that was a little disturbing at times. And while Amy Adams was borderline creepy stalker at times and her haircut was pretty bad, I thought she was adorable, as always, and her clothes were amazing. Meryl Streep, on the other hand, was fantastic. If I hadn't known any better I would have thought that it was actually Julia Child, she seriously became her. It was unbelievable.

Overall thoughts: I loved it and I highly recommend it.


500 Days of Summer
Words cannot describe how much I loved this movie. It is cute, it is charming, it made me laugh out loud, it made me cry, it ended perfectly, Zooey Deschanel is fantastic and her clothes are adorable, the music all the way through is so great(gotta love The Smiths), it could very well be the perfect movie. . .except for one thing. Sad to say, there is quite a bit of smut in it. Much more than necessary, in fact. It definitely deserves its PG-13 rating, let's put it that way.

Overall thoughts: I totally loved it, but am unsure of how heartily I can recommend it.


Star Trek
I know this one has been out for awhile, but have you guys seen this?
Confessions of Alicia: I am totally a closet star trek fan. I know, right? Maybe I should be ashamed that my geeky side is showing? Oh well, it is 4:30 in the morning, who really cares? Up until this point in my life though, my theory on star trek has been that it is "Star Trek: The Next Generation" or nothing. I used to love that show, but had never had anything to do with star trek besides that until this movie came out.
That being said, I totally loved this movie. Seriously, I thought it was great. I may or may not have even seen it more than once. I liked it that much. What else can I tell you? It has action, adventure, romance, comedy, and is intense at times. And, despite what my mother may say on the matter, I think Spock is surprisingly handsome. I know, one minute I confess that I like star trek, the next I'm telling you a vulcan is handsome. Severe lack of sleep people, it does this to you. But seriously? Zachary Quinto, c'mon mom.
Maybe without the terrible haircut and creepy eyebrows?


Where was I going with this? Somehow lost my train of thought. . .

Overall thoughts: see it, its basically awesome.

Well, its after five now, I think I will try to sleep again. Wish me luck!

7 comments:

Jes said...

lol...youre so freakin cute!
You may be VERY disappointed with me to hear this, but... Ive only seen ONE movie in a theater in the last year and 10 months! Why you ask?
1) no one to go with
2) no one to babysit
Sad, I know. Also, I dont really watch movies at home. Like ever. Anymore. If I do turn the tv on, chances are Im watching something like Pushing Daisies instead.
Does that make me boring?! lol
Hope you got some sleep! Love you girl! :)

Also, I feel its important to note: I would totally love to go to a movie! -and I think 500 days of summer sounds cute(just looked it up)... will have to look into seeing it...

lindsay said...

ok, i KNEW that star trek guy looked familiar and strangely handsome and i could not for the life of me figure out who he really was...seriously, HOT. He's in Heroes. You need to watch those if you havent yet.
And i pretty much need to add all those other movies to my Netflix. I love Zooey Dashnel, even if she did do that weird wizard of oz freak show...
and amy adams and her lesbo haircut...yikes. but that movie does look good.
K, i know i'm going on and on, but i couldnt get myself to watch disturbia...alison saw it and said she liked it, but i just couldnt do it. Altho i watched him in that Eagle Eye one, and it was pretty good...i dunno about the power outage and dead bodies tho.
Like you said, MAYBE with the lights on.

Durfee Family said...

Fun posts! Glad you are writing again! Keep it up! It's nice to know you are amongst the living!

Sorry you are sleep deprived!

Love you!

lizlaughs said...

I love this post! You are so funny!

I am scared to death of scary movies! You could not pay me to watch disturbia. I still have nightmares of watcher in the woods when I was a kid. What were the people at disney thinking?

I don't think I have ever really watched startrek... I mean ever!

I can't wait to see julia and 500 days. Those both look good. I love Meryl streep and that zooey girl.

Hillary said...

Another post so soon~ Hooray!! Sorry your not getting sleep though - that is not good. Your post was awesome! I always LOVE your opinion on movies!

I agree Even Stevens was the BEST!
Star Trek is amazing! Love it!

I want to see all the others too, but not Disturbia. I don't think I can do that one, especially all alone at night. Oh my, I'm a little scared just thinking about it! You know how much of a wimp I am with scary movies. How long did it take you to convince me to watch The Village. And it wasn't even that scary! Except remember when we were driving behind the walmart afterwards and that guy popped out... yeah... scary!

Anyway love ya and hope you are having a great day and more sleep tonight!

Hillary said...

Oh and I am so glad your cookies turned out great! You should blog it! :) I just recently found this snickerdoodle recipe on another blog! OH MY OH MY!! They are soo yummy and perfect!

Chelsie said...

Ok, I feel the same about 500 days of summer. I loved it. My favorite movie in forever. probably the best I have seen since before the mission. And the first I will for sure buy when it comes out. (it is sad about the pg-13 ness of it though, I would love to recomend it to people, but can't in good faith).

In fact my post on love (which one isn't) and the grinch, was about that movie!!!